im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
