You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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