don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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