I hate your face
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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