You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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