I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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