ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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