Kiss
Puke
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
...so i touched it.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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