I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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