i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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