Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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