Please, let me fuck your mom
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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