As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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