Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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