In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
high people should be assigned attendants
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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