ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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