so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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