im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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