With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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