oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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