i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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