You really coming over, don't trick.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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