the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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