She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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