Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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