Dual....:-)
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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