I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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