the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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