My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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