Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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