Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
How's work?
Spinning.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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