Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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