..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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