Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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