You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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