How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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