It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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