it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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