dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
