Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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