Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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