Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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