I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I have post one night stand depression
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