now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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