So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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