check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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