i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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