he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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