Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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