he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Your penis caused this!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
