i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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