Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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