i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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