unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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