I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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