I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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