If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I can text with my tongue
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
this will be a night to untag.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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