The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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