You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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